Auntie Karen Strikes Again

[et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ _builder_version=”3.19.11″][et_pb_row _builder_version=”3.19.11″][et_pb_column type=”4_4″ _builder_version=”3.19.11″ parallax=”off” parallax_method=”on”][et_pb_text _builder_version=”3.19.11″ text_font=”|600|||||||”] Auntie Karen occasionally has insomnia. She sleeps three hours, wakes up bright eyed and bushy tailed, and finds it impossible to go back to sleep. When those times come – as they do when she’s beginning a new book, for some odd reason – she … Read more

Why Auntie Karen Has Been Missing in Action

Auntie Karen has been in a residential treatment facility undergoing de-snarkification. A few days ago she starting shouting, “No! No! No! Are you all freaking nuts?” when Caitlin Jenner appeared as the spokesperson for International Women’s Day. Auntie Karen couldn’t be calmed, and the doctors and nurses had to resort to extreme sedation. After intensive … Read more

Auntie Karen Reviews Recent Television

Warning: [otw_shortcode_info_box border_type=”bordered” border_color_class=”otw-red-border” border_style=”bordered”]Auntie Karen hasn’t been seen recently because she’s beginning to evince signs of curmudgeonly behavior. However, in this instance, she’s been coaxed to send the guy in the kilt home for a rest, leave her room, and offer her analysis of recent TV shows. Oh, and huge SPOILER ALERTS for both … Read more