2020 is easy to say. It just rolls off the tongue.
Never de-pressurize a pressure cooker immediately after cooking beans or you will have bean parts all over the counter, the pressure cooker, the floor, and the cabinets. (Did this twice. Sigh.)
My son now has me discussing football, which is a blooming miracle. Green Bay is doing great this year, so we’re rooting for them and booing for Dallas. (And we live in Texas!)
Throwing lettuce down the disposal will result in a Sunday visit from the plumber and $152.00 worth of charges for being an idiot.
Chocolate balsamic vinegar is an interesting taste, but what the hell do you use it for?
Having low iron is a pain in the wazoo. (More later.)
Once you have gout you always have gout. (More on this delightful bit later, too.)
Windows have to be scraped of dog drool periodically. (Seriously. I tried to clean the windows in the office only to realize that some of that stuff had hardened.)
Dogs who love to tear up boxes will leave miserable mess behind. (Pardon me for sounding like Confucius.)
Maybe I shouldn’t be messing with Tarot cards. (More on that later, too.)
I really can finish another book’s edits in two weeks if I push myself. (It’s a good thing Stanley doesn’t mind how late I work as long as I have food, treats, cuddles, and an accessible soft spot to nap.)
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!