Free the Nipple Strikes Again

Y’all, it’s happening again.

Some women are on the warpath. They believe that the nipple should be free. Oh, we could talk about the lawsuit in Colorado and all kinds of legal mumbo-jumbo, but the bottom line is that some women want to go topless. They want to jiggle their jugs, bobble their bosoms, titillate their…

In other words, they want to bare all. Allow their nipples to breathe the free air. (I have this image of boobs suffocating inside bras.)

Now, as far as I know, a woman’s breasts have one of two functions. One is to feed an infant. The second is to be a sexual attraction.

As I have quoted on numerous occasions, my grandmother had a saying. Something to the effect of attracting a man by not showing everything. The more covered up you are, in other words, the more of a mystery. I can’t help but think of what would happen if women went around bare chested. What would men do? For that matter, what would other women do?

I’m here to tell you that I am not ever going to be one of those women who bares all in public. It’s not going to happen. Even under threat of torture. And, frankly, I’m not in a hurry to see other women and their freed nipples.

What do you think?

My original post on freeing the nipple.

EDITED TO CORRECT MY TYPOS: And thanks to ELF for catching them 🙂

9 thoughts on “Free the Nipple Strikes Again”

  1. There was a problem in the last year or so in Ocean City, MD. A woman brought a suit against the town because she wanted to be topless like men. The town had passed an emergency ordinance in 2016 to clarify.

    As of December 2018, the ban has stood.

  2. I think it is only fair. Have you seen some men’s nipples? They are as big as some womens .I am not flat chested myself . While thin I do have small breasts

  3. I totally agree with you. I have no problem with nursing in public as long as they drape something over their shoulder. It is more sanitary (considering what is blowing in the wind and smokers) and healthier for the child and more modest. I do not want to see anything more in the way of embarrassing displays for
    “rights” sake. No way-No how!


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