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This is the Somnox. It’s billed as the world’s first sleep robot. Since sleep is a big deal for me and a pain to sometimes achieve, you can bet your bippy that I’m interested.

Here’s the blurb about it:

The Sleep Robot simulates breathing rhythms. Because your breathing naturally adjusts to another breathing pattern, the Sleep Robot is able to slow down your breathing. This makes you relax, making it easier to sleep. Additionally, the Sleep Robot can function as an external point to focus your thoughts on, clearing your head of unwanted thoughts and stress. Also, sounds (such as a guided meditation or a heartbeat) are used to help you fall asleep and will turn off as soon as you are asleep.

Doesn’t that sound lovely?

Uh, no.

Y’all, the Somnox can be had for the low, low price of $599.00.

Yep, $599.00.

How can you get to sleep after paying that much for a lima bean?

Here’s the link to the website – and if you get one, please let me know how it works for you.