This, my friends, is a dog bed.
It costs $1140.00.
This is a dog toy.
It costs $62.00.
Are you kidding?
This is the European website. (I think it’s German.) Evidently, they cater to a certain clientele. I’m not their demographic.
You know what Stanley played with last night? A box. He had the best time for a whole hour tearing apart a small box. The mess was astronomical, but he really enjoyed himself. I guess he’s not their demographic, either.
I feel like the hoi polloi.