Sold to a Laird – Czech version

The above book isn’t a Medieval, by the way.

But it’s the one below that tickles me no end:

One Man’s Love and When the Laird Returns – German version

This, ladies and gentlemen, is my almost XXX rated cover. Seriously, tell me you see what I see.

Let’s just put it this way. The US Postal Service would NOT approve postcards of this cover.