The above picture of my office is pretty current. The lamp has changed. The chair has changed. The humongous desk unit is still the same. And Flash the Wonder Pooch is still the same.

The curtains will never be the same.

Please note, they’re floor to ceiling. I never thought anything about them being floor to ceiling. After all, the windows are floor to ceiling.

Flash the Wonder Pooch, however, saw them as pillows. When he’s on his bed, he won’t use the bolster edge to prop his widdle chin on. He uses the window sill. And, of course the window sill is too hard for our prince, so he move the curtains into place, and rests his widdle chin on the curtains. Even if doing so means  he has to pull hard on them.

So guess what the hems look like? Yep, you guessed it – doggy drool. Ewww.

Now I need to schedule the handyman guy to come over and remove the curtains since they’re so high I can’t reach them (and the ladder won’t fit because of the workstation), take the curtains to be cleaned, then hire the handyman guy to come over and put them back up.

Thanks, Flash.

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This is the video I made of Flash doing his usual daily roll. Add one more thing to it. He gets so full of grass, especially on his face, that I have to spend another ten minutes cleaning him up again. He just did it again, then sat patiently while I talked to him and cleaned his nose of dried grass.

Just call me Flash’s handmaiden.